HIT+RUN CREW: August 2008

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August 27, 2008

LA Sluts

The other day Donna D and I were eating lunch and talking about how much we fucking have everyone and everything and we got to sit next to these twats.

Who were they talking to?

Mike C is not the only noteworthy thing to come out of Long Beach. LBC gave us Snoop Dogg, Cameron Diaz and CLUB BOUNCE, a place that I wish I could go to. It is a place, apparantly, for BBWs to jiggle their giant boobs to and fro. That honestly sounds more fun than Medevil (sp?) Times. They look like they are having so much fun. In fact I am announcing a new feature called Club Bounce Video of the Week.

CLUB BOUNCE IS THE SPOT look at the location too, it's like a giant BBW party room with couches and bathroom stalls.

I just showed this video to someone, and they commented "THAT IS SOME HUGE ASS BOOBS!" They are so entrancing and bewitchingly dazzling that they makes people forget their grammar.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

TOLD YOU WE'LL BE HERE FOREVER

August 26, 2008

Steel Plats = Dangerous

Where Brandy puts the bones of the Send Shirtmites

NEW PLANT SHOTS

Invincible

Stencil Project I Did

Hard Knocks Hard Spines

ABCNT

A DrewTang tribute to Ambusch

Fuck the World

Petromax is the Spot

Quote of the Day 2

"KISS MY ASS!!!!!" -Whitney Housten

Bonus shout out to previous Molecule of the Day winners Anthrax and Sars!!

Quote of the Day

"I'M BIG PATTI, AND I'M HERE TO REPRESENT!" -Patti LaBelle, Unexpected Thugstress

August 21, 2008

Res Press Part 2

ABCNT Decay

Still crazy after all these years.

Donna D's 1st Choice in Entertainment?

Quote of the Day

"SOMETHING PROFOUND."
-Toks' MySpace headline

BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THIS MAN: THE WORLD'S WORST DRIVER

Whilst on the topic of crazy shit on the road (see below) I must send out an alert to be on the lookout for this guy. He is in a blue-ish Chrysler LeBarron and he cares more about sunflower seeds than driving. He almost hit me about 15 times from swerving all over, and by the time I pulled up next to him I didn't even care about being slick taking his picture.

I saw him on La Brea over by Beverly heading southbound, but he could be fucking shit up on an open roadway near you so watch yo'selves.

LA Sluts

Actually I don't know if these are LA sluts (they could be OC, San Diego, or Inland Empire sluts), but they are sluts in LA.

I was stuck in traffic on Highland Ave because of the Hollywood Bowl on my way over to my friends house and got stuck for more than 15-20 minutes behind this convertible playing some crappy ass remix of Kanye West 'Stronger.' It was the worst fucking remix. They probably were pumped because they saw The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 together then got high on coke and gin/juice.

But these three (one of them had a side ponytail and a scrunchie) were confused and thought they were on Soul Plane. They were hooting, hollering, dancing (INCLUDING THE RAISE THE ROOF MOVE- THESE BITCHES WERE SERIOUSLY TRYING TO RAISE THE ROOF IN A ROOFLESS CAR) and acting like overall douches in a convertible. I think this is because of my luck being stuck behind the weirdest fucking license plates in the world (HATAPOO, UZAH8R, etc). Maybe that plate means We <3 Hit + Run-s? We <3 Hers?(they're not lesbians though because when the car of guys infront of them u-turned out they followed) We <3 the movie The Hours?

WE? Do they all own a stake in the car and get to unanimously choose a sassy plate?

Anyway, if you or anyone you know lives in the greater Los Angeles area you already know about LA sluts, so I will let the picture do all the talking.

They probably all went into the men's bathroom to do blow together and tied the line of wherever they went up for like 20 minutes.

Classic

Nixon was such a fucking douchebag

Nike NSW Dunk High x Beautiful Losers

These shoes are actually pretty cool.

"The DIY movement in the art scene is being chronicled in the film Beautiful Losers. Nike Sportswear has created a collection of Dunk Highs using high resolution stills from the film to wrap on the kicks. The kicks will not see a retail release but rather will be available only through auction."

I don't really have the patience or money for auctions, so I guess I'm out. If it wasn't a wrong and illegal choice, I would knock them off at home for free.