July 24, 2008

HELLZ YEAH

Movie sucked kind of- Review coming soon but I got Gillian Anderson's autograph that's so fuckin' sweet



Back From The Dead

July 16, 2008

Major Fucking Fashion Don't

SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA LEAVE THE CUSTOMIZATION TO ANY DESIGNATED CREW MEMBER WE ARE ALL HERE TO HELP



This photo doesn't capture the full sparkly essence of these jeans and since acc

Stickers



455er sticker combo

455er is known to do big sticker combos in the streets of LA. Here he is in action.

Political Statement Wednesday

Vietnam War Lighters







Hark Knock Life

Honorary Crew Member: Norma Stitz

I am honored to announce this. Norma Stitz has the world's largest breasts.

I'm not kidding I am so jealous of that guy !!

THE MIKE C BOOK CLUB BOOK OF THE MONTH: STRANGE TRIANGLE*


This month Mike C is being a sensitive thug, putting on some Keith Sweat, and choosing the civil war (?) era novel STRANGE TRIANGLE. He found it at the used bookstore in Long Beach. He suggests this haunting and powerful masterpiece for anyone who is more on the intellectual side though. The cover also evokes powerful imagery.



*Mike C does not actually choose these books

July 15, 2008

Sploshing

Sploshing is basically one of the funniest fucking things of all time ever. It is the act of rubbing and squishing food all over your body. I learned about it on HBO Real Sex. I made David watch it he got an anxiety attack and left the room. I also watched with Sharon Gault aka Mama Makeup but she thought it was funny too and suggested we try it. It shows a frumpy British gal shopping at the store and evaluating different pies and squishy things for sploshticity.

Watch this video because what the lady says around :29 is so fuckin funny



Now I know what yo're probably thinking: Drew, that's mean! Don't make fun of them! That's so gross!" It's not mean to bring this to light because if you're covered with baked beans and creme pie and getting your picture taken doing things it's fair game and I am going to bring it to light.

I'm sorry this shit is so sick but TEE HEE anyway

FIFTEEN MORE DAYS

Go see this mothafucka



Sedative Humor

Trash and Treasure

July 11, 2008

July 9, 2008

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I found this I didn't fuck with it it's fo real We have the same name but clearly that's not me

Honorary Crew Member: Jimmy Carter



Jimmy Carter- For his unflinching dedication to the preservation of peace and justice

"If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement."

"Like music and art, love of nature is a common language that can transcend political or social boundaries."

Play on PLayer
Crew Runs Deep

MIKE C ??

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- A teenager is suspected of delivering baskets of drug-laced treats to about a dozen police departments in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, according to police who charged him Tuesday with LSD possession. At least three officers have gotten sick.

"This looks like Mike C's fuckin work No kidding WTF that fool always be pullin bullshit like this- We told him to cool that shit out unless he is kickin it in Long Beach but that player don't neva listen," said California Police Inspector Deputy Toks.

The 18-year-old man was arrested after taking cookies to the Lake Worth police station, said Brett McGuire, the suburb's police chief. Officers there had been tipped off that someone was falsely claiming to deliver treats on behalf of Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

"Our officers took a good whiff and thought they smelled like marijuana," McGuire said, adding that preliminary tests instead detected traces of LSD.

He was taken into custody and later charged with possession of the powerful hallucinogen, although the charge may be changed, McGuire said.

The suspect denied trying to contaminate the goodies or harm anyone and said one of his friends might have been smoking pot while he was baking, McGuire said. The suspect is not affiliated with MADD, the chief said.

He remained jailed in Lake Worth, Texas, pending an arraignment Wednesday. Bail had not been set, and he did not have an attorney yet, McGuire said.

In Fort Worth, at least three officers got sick after eating some cookies and candy from a basket delivered to that police station Monday night, authorities said.

Police there are conducting tests and plan to file charges if LSD or another drug or chemical is found in the food, said Lt. Paul Henderson.

Lake Worth investigators found that Phillips had a list of about two dozen police departments in north Texas, with 13 checked off, McGuire said. It's unclear whether anyone else got sick because some deliveries were made in the past week.

Police in Blue Mound, Texas, found traces of marijuana in the treats, he said. Blue Mound police tipped off Lake Worth after receiving a call from MADD that no one was delivering cookies on its behalf.

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