Sploshing is basically one of the funniest fucking things of all time ever. It is the act of rubbing and squishing food all over your body. I learned about it on HBO Real Sex. I made David watch it he got an anxiety attack and left the room. I also watched with Sharon Gault aka Mama Makeup but she thought it was funny too and suggested we try it. It shows a frumpy British gal shopping at the store and evaluating different pies and squishy things for sploshticity.
Watch this video because what the lady says around :29 is so fuckin funny
Now I know what yo're probably thinking: Drew, that's mean! Don't make fun of them! That's so gross!" It's not mean to bring this to light because if you're covered with baked beans and creme pie and getting your picture taken doing things it's fair game and I am going to bring it to light.
I'm sorry this shit is so sick but TEE HEE anyway